8/31/2021 Tag Team
In need of a new t-shirt last summer, I found one at a thrift store that was just the ticket: a solid color, no logos, no designs, no nothin, 100% cotton, and just my size! While checking the fiber content, I noticed the "tag" was a large silk screened tree design. "Neat," I think. "There's still a company out there making solid color 100% cotton t-shirts." Fast forward a year and, at most, 12 washings, and the tag is starting to come off, revealing the disturbing truth.
Seeing the silk-screen tree, you're conditioned to think, "ohhh, a tree, environmental, organic, peace, love and harmony." Meanwhile, it's just repressing its true nature: it's a blank slate for a spiked-club carrying band of bloodthirsty hooligans with brain damage.
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